| File WV-009: The Transportationingertronshinamobile | Last Updated: redacted, 109 IC |
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| The Transportationingertronshinamobile is a vehicle that Virtual engineered as an addition to Cascade’s arsenal of vehicles. Unfortunately, Virtual was not thinking straight that day and decided to masterfully craft a metal plate with two wheels and a bootleg energy booster on the back. The vehicle does not have any steering controls or an engine, for that matter. To turn it on, you simply activate a button on the back of the energy booster. To steer, simply lean in the direction you wish to move. The Transportationingertronshinamobile does not serve any practical purpose and does not even function correctly as a vehicle. It is nearly impossible to ride. However, Virtual has theorized ways to improve the vehicle. The most prevalent idea was to add a steering wheel in front that shifts a large weight from left to right. However, Virtual has yet to put this into practice. |  |
